ANNOYED IN THE DESERT

Its getting hotter by the day global warming and all that and it doesn't help that I'm sitting in the middle of a desert. I think our planet has as a serious design deficiency we could have just had a flat planet with the sun a 150 million km away and a switch to turn it off at night maybe even a thermostat to boot (the damn thing would have lasted twice as long); but no, we have to get creative don't we? We have to have a sun that is on all the time and a rotating earth with day and night being determined by revolution, lets see who is laughing when we have a 'permanently on' red giant on our hands. Anyways my point in all this is the planet's warped temperature control and warped human evolution why couldn't we have been creatures evolved to live in 45 degree centigrade why i ask you (and I mean you Mr Darwin) why? As you can see most of my problems would have been more or less sorted out if only the design of the planet had been left to me I mean it wouldn't have hurt if they had just asked, "so Gaurav you're going to live on earth tell us what do you like?", no one cares about customer satisfaction these days I tell you! Anyways in a couple of hours this rock will turn enough so there will be light here again so I might as well catch some shuteye.